Part 1

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-- gutsyGumshoe [GG] began pestering undyingUmbrage [UU] at 19:48 --

[07:49] UU: OH?

[07:49] UU: SO THE PRIME BITCH WANTS TO TALK TO ME?

[07:49] GG: Not really

[07:50] UU: WELL THEN WHY ARE YOu WASTING MY TIME?

[07:52] GG: I was just going to ask how that cramped cell you're living in is working for you, you stupid little fuckwit

[07:54] GG: Are you too scared to respond, you little coward? :B

[07:55] UU: OH I WAS JuST BuSY BRINGING MISERY TO YOuR ENTIRE RACE.

[07:55] UU: WHAT ARE YOu DOING WITH YOuR LIFE?

[07:56] GG: Oh you know, baking.

[07:57] GG: And being impossibly lewd with literally all of my friends. We all held hands yesterday

[07:57] UU: OH FuCK

[07:57] UU: LET ME SEE THAT SHIT

[07:57] UU: OR ELSE ILL KILL MY SISTER

[07:58] GG: You already did that, so, no porn for you

[07:58] UU: OH YEAH.

[07:58] UU: SHIT.

[07:59] GG: I'm typing with only one hand right now. The other is being used to hold hands with Roxy

[07:59] GG: It's so gay

[08:00] UU: WAIT A MINuTE.

[08:00] UU: OH FuCK YOu.

[08:01] UU: YOu ARENT HOLDING ANY HANDS.

[08:01] UU: I CAN SEE RIGHT HERE.

[08:01] GG: Oh really? Are you sure you're looking at the right point in the timeline?

[08:01] GG: Are you sure it's the right me?

[08:02] UU: THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME.

[08:02] GG: You're a waste of time

[08:02] UU: GOODBYE, BITCH.

-- undyingUmbrage [UU] ceased pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 20:02 --

[08:03] GG: No wait, Caliborn, you're missing all of the action. We're making out now!

[08:04] UU: uGH

-- undyingUmbrage [UU] ceased pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 20:04 --

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 28, 2017 ⏰

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