-- gutsyGumshoe [GG] began pestering undyingUmbrage [UU] at 19:48 --
[07:49] UU: OH?
[07:49] UU: SO THE PRIME BITCH WANTS TO TALK TO ME?
[07:49] GG: Not really
[07:50] UU: WELL THEN WHY ARE YOu WASTING MY TIME?
[07:52] GG: I was just going to ask how that cramped cell you're living in is working for you, you stupid little fuckwit
[07:54] GG: Are you too scared to respond, you little coward? :B
[07:55] UU: OH I WAS JuST BuSY BRINGING MISERY TO YOuR ENTIRE RACE.
[07:55] UU: WHAT ARE YOu DOING WITH YOuR LIFE?
[07:56] GG: Oh you know, baking.
[07:57] GG: And being impossibly lewd with literally all of my friends. We all held hands yesterday
[07:57] UU: OH FuCK
[07:57] UU: LET ME SEE THAT SHIT
[07:57] UU: OR ELSE ILL KILL MY SISTER
[07:58] GG: You already did that, so, no porn for you
[07:58] UU: OH YEAH.
[07:58] UU: SHIT.
[07:59] GG: I'm typing with only one hand right now. The other is being used to hold hands with Roxy
[07:59] GG: It's so gay
[08:00] UU: WAIT A MINuTE.
[08:00] UU: OH FuCK YOu.
[08:01] UU: YOu ARENT HOLDING ANY HANDS.
[08:01] UU: I CAN SEE RIGHT HERE.
[08:01] GG: Oh really? Are you sure you're looking at the right point in the timeline?
[08:01] GG: Are you sure it's the right me?
[08:02] UU: THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME.
[08:02] GG: You're a waste of time
[08:02] UU: GOODBYE, BITCH.
-- undyingUmbrage [UU] ceased pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 20:02 --
[08:03] GG: No wait, Caliborn, you're missing all of the action. We're making out now!
[08:04] UU: uGH
-- undyingUmbrage [UU] ceased pestering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 20:04 --