Draco Malfoys Reaction To Draco related things

Draco reacts to Drumbledore

"Do you want to read a Drumbledore?"

"No. Especially not since it's me and Dumb-dore."

"Malfoy, don't sass your old, poor, headmaster."

"Whatever."

"Okay I take that as you want to read this right now."

_____________After da Drumbledore ______________

"Ew. Why would I EVER do anything with that old hag?"

"Because. Your fans love you."

"GO AWAY. AND ALSO LOSE SOME WEIGHT."

"Draco, did you just call me fat"

"YEAH"

"OH HO HO MISTER NO YOU DONT!!!!"

"Wait!! NOOO!! I DIDNT MEAN IT!! DONT HURT ME!!"

*Table flip*

Anyway how did you like Drumbledore?"

"Uh, I told you I HATED IT."

"You didn't like my story?"

"What?"

"I'm just kidding."

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