Gerard: we need nicknames y'all
Frank: don't say y'all
Gerard: bitch shut the fuck up
Frank: I'm getting the kids for the weekend
Gerard: I'll talk to Lynz about getting Bandit
Patrick: What if all of our kids had a sleepover while we just hang out?
Pete: Pat just wants to have a sleep over guys
Patrick: that's also true
Frank: lemme text the ex
Gerard: Lynz is chill with everything
Frank: yeah, especially with fucking my ex wife
Gerard: you were divorcing at the time Frank
Frank: still hurts that she's probably better than me
Ashley: you guys are dads
Pete: yes we are Ashley are you?
Ashley: no, but imma daddy
Pete: oh really?
Ashley: hell yeah, have you seen this bod bro?
Tay: it's banging
Jenna: she's really hot
Tay: she works at the coffee shop across the street from the shop
Jenna: we own a shop
Tyler: i work at the shop
Josh: i also work at that shop, but i have a second job at the coffee shop on the weekends and Friday night
Tay added Ash Costello and Ariel Bloomer.
Tay: they work at Hot Topic
Ash: i wanna tongue deep in Ariel, but no marriage
Ariel: you agreed
Ash: I know, but ugh
Ariel: just take care of it somewhere else
Tay: this is a public group chat, not your private counsel bullshit
Jenna: I don't blame Ariel, Ash is a perv
Jenna: I'm kidding, but seriously Ash walked into Spencer's and came out with like 5 bags so I'd hurry up before she marries a toy
Ariel: come by at 8 and we'll talk Ash
Ash: got it captain smexy
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Toaster in the Tub Club
FanfictionA super cool group chat story you should read because I'm adorable and it's about as gay as me. It might offend you if you're easily offended, so like you were warned.
