A husband an a wife r having a fight, the man calls the woman a bitch, the woman calls the man a bastard, the son says "what's a bitch and a bastard?" The parents say "ladies an gentlemen".The next night they r having sex she is saying touch my titties and he says grab my dick, the son says " what's titties and dick?" They say "hats and coats."The next day is thanks giving and the father is shaving and cuts him self and says "SHIT" the son says what's shit? The father says its my shaving cream. The son goes down stares where his mum is cutting the turkey and stabs herself "FUCK" she says, what does fuck mean says son, it means stuffing the turkey says the mother, [ the doorbell rings], "would u get that". The son answers the door to the relatives, " ok u bitches an bastards put your dicks and titties in the cupboard, dad is up stairs whipping the shit off his face and mum is in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
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