1-Boy in the pink boxers
My alarm rang loudly in my ear
I rolled over and groaned in protest of the annoying beep, but it persisted
After sitting in the bed for about ten more minutes I finally got up.
Sleepily I padded to the bathroom, the door was shut
"Amy! Amy!" I pounded on the door for my roommate
She wouldn't come to the door and I really had to pee so I opened the door ran it and sat on the toilet
I relieved my full bladder then I got up and flushed the toilet
"Aghh Bloody Fucking Hell!" I heard someone scream, obviously to deep to be Amy's voice, plus he had an English accent
"Uhm who are you?" I asked the mysterious voice
"My name's Alex" He responded putting a wet hand out to shake mine I presume
I went with my better judgment not to shake a wet man's hand; God only knows where it's been
Instead I snuck out of the bathroom to find Amy
"Amy!" I called out; "Right here" I heard her bubbly voice respond
She was lying on the couch watching TV her back turned to me.
"Amy, what is that guy doing in our shower?"
"Well his shower was broken, he lives down the hall"
"Please tell me it's not one of those guys from that annoying band that we're always complaining to the super about because they throw those loud wild parties?!"
She smiled innocently "Um ok, it's not one of those hot guys from that English band with the yummy accents that throw the sickest parties"
"You're such a bad liar" I said in mock anger
I couldn't be mad at Amy she was just really nice always trying to help somebody or something out
Like that time she brought 3 puppies home because they were homeless
"Technically I'm not lying I was just repeating what you asked me to repeat to you" She said with a smirk
"That's not what I said and stop being a smartass"
"But it's close to what you said; you know I have a bad memory"
I laughed knowing fully well that she had a very good memory, in fact it was better than mine
"So Jules isn't Alex yummy?" Amy gushed like an annoying pre-teen fan of a boy band
"No" I said annoyed by his utter presence
"Are you blind?! Didn't you see him?!" She screeched
"No I'm not blind and no technically I didn't see him at least not his face"
She gave me a suggestive look and I took the closest pillow and threw it at her
She ducked and laughed
"You're sick, I hope you know that" I told her.
She wiggled her eyebrows at me
"Wee wee gee gee, you saw his wee wee while you were trying to pee pee"
I laughed so hard tears formed in the corners of my eyes from her bad impression of a French accent
"No Amy I did not see his 'wee wee'"
I couldn't help but giggle at her stupid corny joke
I heard a door open and out walked a gorgeous guy
