Quotes and Sayings randomness

Story Time

Sleepovers.
This is how they go with my friend and I.
This friend is special.

Me: (pokes her back)
Her: mn.
Me: (pokes)
Her: mng
Me: the first two times sounded like moans (pokes again)
Her: SWNGA.
(We die laughing)

(Few mins later)
Her: (smacks pillow on her face) anyone have room for a muffin no why wont you let me die.
(Few mins later)
Me: (sitting there calm and peacefully texting all this out)
Her: (smacks me out of no where) SPIDERS
Me: (screams)

(Few mins later)
Her: Do you watch porn?
Me: WHAT
Her: Do you?
Me: no.
Her: your a middle school student...
Me: i dont.
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me: do you?
Her: Of course.
Me: ohmygod.
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: do you watch gay porn
Me: NO.
Her: What?

(Few mins later)
Her: time to go kill myself.. do I still have my thing..
Me: dont worry ill just jump off a building
Her: oh look my diary.
Me: oh jeez.
Her: and as i say this i have a roll of duck tape by it.
Me: NO
Her: (lifts it up) IM NOT LYING
Me: OHMYGOD

Thats not half of it.