Draco reacts to Drapple

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"Time to watch some Drapple!"

"Drapple stands for?"

"Draco+Apple."

Draco stared blankly at me.

"DRACO AND AN APPLE??! WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING??"

"Their thinking, hmmm, DRACO LOVES APPLES!!"

"Not true!"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"NO"

"IF I SAY YES I MEAN YES!!"

I strangled him.

"READ EEEET! JEEEEZ."

"Fine. But my father will hear about this and when he does-"

"SHUT UP AND READ IT!"

"Okay okay"

-------------------------After da story of Drapple-------------------

"Screw this."

*table flip*

"I think it was lovely."

"YOU do. I find that disturbing."

"Did you know that disturbing is just another word for 'you love it'?"

"You just made that up!"

"Or did I?"

"Yes, you did!"

"No."

"Wait until my father hears about THIS! He won't put up with it, no he won't!"

"Well, he won't be hearing about this one so I think I'm good."

"He ALWAYS finds out."

"What is he a stalker?"

"No! He has a way."

"Yah that's a stalker. Knowing what people are doing 24/7."

"I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY FATHER!!!"

"I'LL GOSSIP ABOUT YOUR FATHER ALL DAY! I HAVE TIME!"

"You'll regret that."

'-'

"YOU WILL."

"Now go suck Voldemorties nose. Wait, he doesn't have one! AHAHAHAHA!!!"

"NOT funny."

"Oh come on you know you want to."

>:(

"Don't look at me like that."

-..............-

COME BACK NEXT TIME FOR SOME DRARRY!!!

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