Jack Flirts Bunnymund

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'I dare Jack to dress like a girl and flirt with Bunny! Girls grab your cameras!'

Jack: Wait--what?!

Merida: This is gonna be hilarious!

Girls: *drags Jack to dressing room*

-A FEW MINUTES LATER-

Hiccup: You guys done over there?

Rapunzel: Yeah! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Jackie!

Jack: I hate you guys right now. *walks out*

Hiccup: ....

Jack: Yeah, go ahead--laugh.

Hiccup: *bursts out laughing*

Jack: I didn't mean it!

Elsa: C'mon Jack, this isn't the worst part. You still have to flirt with Bunny!

Jack: And you're okay with me flirting with someone else?

Elsa: In this way--of course! As long as you didn't do it on purpose...

Jack: Okay *sigh* where's the snow globe?

Merida: I'll do it! To Bunny's Warren! *smashes snow globe*

-THE WARREN-

Elsa: Are you recording this?

Hiccup: Yup!

Rapunzel: Bunny? You here?

Bunny: Yeah, what do you want Blondie?

Rapunzel: *sing song voice* Well, we met a girl that really likes you.

Bunny: Who is this sheila?

Jack: Oh, hello Bunny. I heard so much about you! *girly gesture*

Bunny: And you are...?

Jack: I'm Jackie! I'm from...um...Air in dell!

Elsa: *yell-whispers* Arendelle!

Jack: *clears throat* Arendelle, sorry. *giggle*

Bunny: Really? Does it snow there, 'Jackie?'

Jack: Of course! There's lots of snow, and it's still a bit cold during Summer.

Bunny: That's not what Elsa said.

Jack: Psh, Elsa's wrong! *rolls eyes*

Bunny: ...Jack I know it's you.

Jack: ...*runs*

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