Aries: ...I will kill all of you...!
Taurus: Whatever.
Gemini: Shut up. I'm not even blushing. *50 shades of Red*
Cancer: Oh wow sorry I'm so dumb. *is about to cry*
Leo: Fuck this, Fuck you
Virgo: *INTERNALLY SCREAMING*
Libra: HAHAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY GUYS!
Scorpio: Don't touch me.
Sagittarius: OH WELL!!!
Capricorn: Gets a lump in their throat.
Aquarius: Stares at a wall for the next 10 minutes.
Pisces: *is used to it by now*
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Zodiac Signs
RandomSo let's get this straight. This book is all about fun and stuff, not REAL horoscopes, okay? Good. Oh yeah and one more thing, some of these are mine and some are not. And always remember, Don't judge a book by its cover! OwO