Shikamarus twin sister

Battteling Itachi.

Once I finished packing I transported myself to shishuki stone and waited for Itachi Uchiha.
1 hour
2 hours
27 hours.
"Finally Itachi! We are here to fight, Ready, set, go!"
I quickly brought out my scroll that sealed my library.
"Hm which book?"
I teased Itachi.
I just picked out one randomly and started reading.
"You first."
I said.
"Chidori, 1,000,000 birds."
He screamed.
I turned around, by back facing Itachi.
He ran at me and I brought out four shuriken distracting him and letting go of the chidori I did a fire style technic as another distraction, then for my last move I creat a shadow clone and stab him in the back.
"You almost anticipated my move...almost."
"You-w-win! You're in-the Akat-suki!"
"You didn't even scratch my fourhead or anticipate my moves, of course I'm in. I didn't even use any chakra!"
"W-hat?"
"You heard me, I didn't use any chakra!"
"How did you beat me?"
"A few distractions and a shadow jutsu that I made up.This is such a drag, I'm gonna lie down."
"Where?In the Akatsuki den all there is is rocks and wood."
"What?!?!?!?!?!?! I didn't know it was that dark and creepy!"
"Well yah."
"Let's go to the cave then! Are there any rules?"
"Once you're in you can't go out, Ever!"
"Sorry, I quit."
"You what?
"I quit."
"Fight me then!"
"Okay!"
I use a simple Genjutsu and he's unconscious.
"Bye Itachi."
I transport myself to Gaara's door and knock three times.
"Who is it?"
"Me."
"Suki?"
"Yep."
He ran to the door and unlocked it quickly before crushing me with a hug.
"I quit the Akatsuki!"
"Why!"
"Cause I missed you and all my other friends!"
"And"
"And THERE WERE NO COUCHES OR BEDS!!!"
"No way!"
"Yah."
"Wow! So what are you gonna do here?"
"..."