The Carter Connection
He charmed, 'em,
Jimmy did
It's the smile
that did it
He introduced his wife,
swapped stories
and techniques
for raising peanuts
but avoided
an invasion.
The First Bush Administration
It took three-and-a-half years
to notice
he was
missing.
The Santorum Probe
They landed in a tobacco field,
a shiny, silver ship
and sucked him up with tractor beams,
stripped and strapped him to a table,
and probed him from behind
with a long metallic snake
Finished, they buffed his brain clean
and dropped him in a forest…
but the visions keep returning.
The Sarah Palin Abduction
They marked the cerebral cortex Zone A
Zone B, the oblongata
C, cere,
D, bellum
E,
frontal lobe
Drew a grid, numbered pieces, keeping notes,
and put everything back
exactly
as it had been
before
only C 2-32,
E 24-38,
A 2-5 and 2-6
left over
The Romney Experiment
They took Willy up once a week or so
to download, dabble and tweak
always snickering as they sent him back down again
to watch the new dance
he would do.
Observing Reeves
They didn't poke him
or cut him in pieces
but set him behind a force field, and stared.
And Keanu stared back.
Didn't say much
actually, nothing
but just watched them:
pale skinned, in a line,
big, black eggplants in their sockets
and tiny mouths held in perpetual ‘O’s.
watching him:
head tilted to one side
long bangs in his face
moaning, “Whoah.”
The aliens had no eyelids
but blinked first.
The Truth About Kathie Lee
Their faces adorned
milk cartons
which asked, "Have you seen
this child?"
And no one had...
how could they?--
A million light years away
speeding toward the mining camps.
She marched them around,
proudly
that smile kept their fingers
working
until callused
and she soothed them
with a kiss
keeping spirits high,
and prices down
Mating Season on a Small Planet orbiting M-51
The two moons align in the sky, signifying union.
The females float in on the tides
as males await them
on the beach, in hordes
posing,
as a peacock would unfurl
feathers.
They puff up their amoeba-like forms
into pyramids, cones, and tetrahedrons. The moon's
light glistens off their clear membranes
as they metamorphize
into unnatural shapes
putting harsh, jagged geometries
to their soft, rounded
bodies.
Tetrahedrons are in this year.
Some have chosen plastic inserts
which work similarly to tent poles
to aid in their quest
for the perfect body.
The females roll along the beach
as if shopping
considering some, overlooking others
wiggling and hooting
to girlfriends.
They pair
and trundle into the ocean together
except for a few stragglers
who couldn't perfect a cone tip.
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Science, Fiction, Science Fiction
PoetryEntropy, chaos theory, evolution and other scientific concepts act as a metaphor, crossing genres from fiction to science fiction. Most poems are new. Others have appeared in Asimov's, Leading Edge, Altair, Star*Line, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds...