The Date

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You blush and he does too. He says smiling,"You look beautiful today."  You say blushing,"You too."  He looks at you and then back down at himself looking at his gray tuxedo. There was an awkward silence and then he broke it with,"What are you eating?" You look at him remembering how much you've eaten already and wondering what to say. You say,"Chocolate."  He says,"May I have some?" You give him poop shaped chocolate from a friend 4 days ago, not wanting him to know the cigars weren't  real. He says,"Lol what kind of chocolate is this, poop?" You both start laughing so load and hard that everyone eating bananas is looking at you. You guys were kicked out because you ate something in there that wasn't bananas! 

He walks you home and you ran out of cigars in less than 2 minutes. He says,"Goodnight." and kisses you for legit 2 minutes and 16 seconds you were counting the whole time. you both smile and blush. You wave and say goodbye.

The End

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