Twilight

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To: The seven



Are any of you fans of Twilight?






Leo: Yes! Team Jacob!!





Percy: Why? Edward is soooo much better!!




Leo: I like Jacob cause he's hot, like.... someone I know.... *cough* Leo *cough*



Percy: But Edward beats all.





Leo: Nuh-Uh!!




Percy: Oh you better believe it!!




Annabeth: Oh gods...




Piper: Boys.....





Jason: Hold up, Hold up! I called Edward first, Percy!




Percy: Cause he's mine!




Jason: No he isn't.





Percy: Yes he is!




Jason: No!





Percy: Yes!




Jason: No!




Percy: Yes!





Jason: No-




Piper: *uses charm speak* Shut up, both of you!!




Percy and Jason: Yes ma'am.





Hazel: What's Twilight?





Annabeth: Noooooo, don't ask!!




Percy: *takes Hazel and starts the story* You see, once upon a time, there lived a very hot vampire named Edward. Of course he wasn't as hot as me though! Anyways-


Leo: *takes Hazel away from Percy* No! You've got the story all wrong! Now, once there lived an extremely sexy werewolf called Jacob. Though, no one can be as hot as Mr.Mcshizzle over here! But anyways....




Annabeth: Why..... Just why....













Lol, I don't know about you guys but I'm team Edward until Jacob takes off his shirt! Are you team Edward or Jacob? Or in this case, Are you siding with Leo or Percy?


Yours in Demigodishness! Peace out!😜✌

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