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Boy: pwede bang manligaw?

Girl: Oo naman! Basta wag sakin.

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boy; miss amoy tinapay ka

girl.. totoo anong tinapay? cake?

boy; hindi’

girl; cinnamon roll?

boy. hindi.

girl. ikaw ha anong tinapay nga..

boy.. PUTOK..

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may nakapagsabi nba sau na cute ka??

kung wla pa, e wala tayong mggwa jan

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Kung may plano kang paglaruan ako, WAG MO NANG ITULOY, player ka pa lang, Coach na ako.

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Sana sibuyas ka nalang. Para kung umiyak man ako dahil sayo, at least tinatadtad naman kita ng kutsilyo

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