The Lamest Of Lames

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"So, what did you do last night?"

Your Mom

"So what are you doing?"

Your Mom

"Oh my gosh, this is so wet!"

That's what she said

"That taste gross!"

That's what she said

"Oh my God! You're so big!"

That's what she said

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."

That's what she said

"Make sure it's long."

That's what she said

"It hurts a little but not too bad."

That's what she said

"Wow that's really hard!"

That's what she said

"Put it in, then take it out fast."

That's what she said

"It usually hardens when exposed to air."

That's what she said

"Man this is hard!"

Your mom thinks it's hard!

"You get the top, I will be the bottom."

That's what she said!

"Oh $hit it sucks in there!"

That's what she said

"That's right boys, nice and steady-not too fast."

That's what she said!

"It wasn't hard, just really long"

That's what she said

"I like it when they explode in my mouth!"

That's what she said

"That was fun, but now I'm tired and sweaty!"

That's what she said!

"So what are we doing in French today?"

Your Mom

"Timmy, what do you think is the world's longest continent?"

Your mom

"Hey who do you plan on making sexual comments about?"

Your mom

"Dude I watched a movie!"

Dude I watched your mom

"What'd you have for lunch?"

Your mom

"That bag is ugly."

Your mom is ugly

"Who are you?"

Your mom

Your mom is so stupid she think fruit punch is a gay boxer!

"Your a juvinile who is ugly!"

Your mom is a juvinile who is ugly

"I didn't think you could fit it all in."

That's what your grandma said!

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Ok so my friend and I were bored so we wrote this....hope you like it! lol I had fun wriiting it.

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