Naomi: * appears behind Soph and Leo, smirking, looking over at Soph and Leo* I caught you idiots...
Sop: *jumps, shrieking*
Leo: *turns, trying to look innocent* Uhm...
Naomi: *nods, looking bemused* You scared the living sewer bunnies out of all of us. You both do know that, right?
Sop: But it was funny...
Naomi: *taps her chin* It was...
*Back in the Lair*
Sensei: *jiggling the mouse around* How do I go about this...?
Julie: *pokes her head out* Hey...it is clear?
Mikey: I don't see anything...
Raph: *walks out into hall* Where did Naomi get off to?
Julie: *sighs, tucking books under her arm* Ok...back to studying!
Donnie: You study too much!
Raph: Did I just hear what I that I thought I just heard...?
Julie: *stares at Don* And what do you propose I do? Make out with you?
Donnie: *mutters* I wouldn't mind it...
Raph: Whoa, Donnie's getting as straightforward as Julie is!
Julie: Let me take my CNA state test first. Then we play the kissy face. Ok? *smiles sweetly*
Donnie: *nods, hugging her*
Mikey: Eeeeeeeeeeeeew...
Mikito: You don't mind when we hug...
Raph: Yeah, and I'm out of here. I wanna find Naomi.
Donnie: That's cause you wanna bang her against the wall!
Raph: It's more than you do, you gutless, whipped pussy!
Julie: *blinks* Well then...That escalated quickly...
Donnie: REALLY?! You son of a b---!
Julie: *clamps a hand over his mouth* Ok kids, this is PG-13! Let's keep it at that!
Raph: Pffftt...whatever...
Naomi: *appears behind Raph* What was that?
Raph: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mikito: *giggles* Raph got spooked!
Raph: *glares*
Mikey: Don't even think about it! *stands in front of Mikito protectively*
Naomi: Julie, do you realize we've broken the 4th wall, like, 2 or 3 times already?
Julie: That's funny. I don't remember breaking the other 3...
Donnie: *busts out laughing*
Mikey: What's the fourth wall?
Julie: The wall that divides the characters, us, from the real world; the people reading Jill's stories.
Mikito: But why the fourth?
Donnie: Even I don't know that...
Everyone: *gasps*
Naomi: I think we literally destoryed the fourth wall...dammit, Julie!
Julie: *shrugs*
Sensei: *starts laughing*
Everyone: ....*slowly walks into the living room*
Raph: Sensei...? Are you feeling alright?
Julie: Do you need to use the bathroom...? That sounds painful...
Mikey: Like...he really needs to go...
Raph: *hits Mikey*
Mikey: OW!
Sensei: *laughing harder* This...this...! It is far too funny! This Grumpy cat as you call him?
Julie: Oh my dear sweet Lord...
Mikey: Yay, it's Grumpy cat!
Raph: I hope he doesn't fine all my porn...
Naomi: What?
Sensei: What is...porn?
Julie: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Donnie, we better scoot!
Donnie: That sounds like a good idea...!
Raph: C'mon, Naomi, let's move!
Naomi: *rolls her eyes*
Mikey: Wait, what is porn?
Julie: THIS IS PG-13. Oh my god...!
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