So, this chapter is about me. Don't worry, I'll put some incriminating shit in here. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention, if its fiction, I'll tell you.
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Every Wednesday me and Amy get together and watch Anime.
While watching Durarara:
Amy: 'Shit fuck, that blond idiot is so like you!'
While watching Clannad:
Amy: 'Aw, the the blond dude is so your twin!'
While watching Martin Mysteries:
Amy: 'You and Martin are so fucking alike, its weird.'
While watching Naruto:
Amy: 'The porkipine blond kid acts like you, man!'
While watching Fruits Basket:
Amy: 'You and the dog man, bro!'
Noah: 'Atleast he's not fucking blond!'
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While cooking lunch:
Liz: 'Are you sure you know how to cook. I mean, not to be rude, but you're Noah...'
Noah: 'Ouch, thanks for trusting me.'
Half an hour later:
Liz: 'That smells nice...'
Noah: 'Told you so.'
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Thinking of something to do.
Noah: 'Lets go train surfing.'
Dan: 'With you? Shit no, we'll end up dead. '
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Noah and Isaiah in dads shed smoking something they shouldn't and messing with his rifles.
Noah: 'Dude, I shot my fucking foot!'
Isaiah: 'Rad man, does it hurt?''
Noah: 'Fuck nah, bro. It aint bleeding either.'
Isaiah: *Snickering* 'Sweet shiz bro.'
After getting caught out and dragged to the hospital and the effects of the weed subsided:
Noah: 'I shot my fucking foot! My bleeding mother fucking foot!'
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Talking to a friend on FaceBook.
Mate: 'Dude, how can you be in the airport and babysitting at the same time?'
Noah: 'I'm not, bro. I'm at the airport.'
Mate: 'What happened to your cousins, man?'
Noah: 'Watching Ponyo on TV, at home.'
Mate: 'What the fuck?! You left your cousins at home! Alone!'
Noah: 'Yeah, they can look after themselves.'
An hour later:
Noah: 'What the fuck did you do to the bloody house!?'
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Standing in Bras'N'Things.
Noah: 'Whoa, womans underwear cost heaps of shit.'
Amy: 'Yeah, that's why we make you pay for it.'
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Noah: 'I broke my phone.'
Liz: 'Again?'
Noah: 'Yeah, it fell down the toilet.'
Liz: 'Again?'
Noah: 'Yeah.'
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This is for Mina, ( @Illusioned )
Drunk as fuck.
Noah: *Singing* 'Less then three is just a tease, send those nudes, make me drool, hit me up, make me cum, wanna sext, I'll show you some!'
Girl: 'What the fuck, Noah?!'
Noah: *Keeps singing* 'Wanna fuck you hard, wanna feel you deep, wanna rock your body, wanna taste your sweet!'
Mate: 'Dude, where the fuck did you hear that?'
Noah: 'Its what you sing in your sleep, mother fucker.'
Let just say the shiner Noah had the next day was not from trying to defend a poor helpless damsel.
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Mate: 'I'm the sexiest bastard from here to kingdom come!'
Noah. 'I'm the sexiest bastard ever. End of fucking story.'
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Thats it, mofos.
Youtube vid of the song I was singing on the side.
