"Today, Beth and Steve join us on the show," announced the host, a cheesy grin spread like Dairylea across his face.
Applause
"Steve's here to find out the results of the DNA test to tell if he's the father of little Jamie. Beth says he is, but Steve says she's been sleeping around, so God only knows who the father is."
Boos
"So here are the results..." he opened the gold envelope.
"Steve," pause for effect, "you are the father!"
Applause
"And hold on, this is unusual," longer pause for bigger effect, "Beth, you are not the mother."
Rapturous cheers.
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Dark Tales and Flash Fun
General FictionA thrilling and funny anthology of short stories and flash fiction drabbles designed to cheer up your day or frighten the life out of you. Each story will surprise you, or make you think, or bring a smile to your face. Some of the stories may do all...
