CHINESE SICK LEAVE :
'I NO COME WORK TODAY!'
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and
tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel GREAT.
I be at work soon.........You got nice house!'
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LOL XD just laugh already
Humoras you may have known already this is a book for JOKES and funny stuff like so so if you want to laugh or light up your mood check out this book XD i will try my best fill it with as much jokes as possible.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!