Sick Leave....

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CHINESE SICK LEAVE :

'I NO COME WORK TODAY!'

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and

tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.

You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel GREAT.

I be at work soon.........You got nice house!'

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