Welcome to my story. My name is Noah. Yeah, I’m the screwed up kid the title refers to. This is what official people would call an autobiography. I call it, well, you read the title.
This is a story of my life. Sometimes it will be fun, comedic even. Sometimes it’ll be sad. I’m already picturing you screaming mean things at your computer while throwing donuts at your screen. But that’s okay. I like donuts.
I hope you guys enjoy what I have to share. If you don’t, then I’m sorry I wasn’t entertaining enough for you. Life can’t always be awesome. Now if you don’t mind I’m off to get a donut. Later.
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How a Screwed up Kid From the Middle of Nowhere Succeeded in Life Without Trying
Non-FictionRead the title, then come back. Back already? This is the story of my life. It will be completely 100% true. Names will be changed for privacy purposes, except for mine of course. You should by now, know that my name is Noah Begin. It would be prett...
