song of the chapter:chill bill-rob $tone
"WHAT THE FU-" i yelled, but got cut off.
"ay shut up" he said calmly.
"wh-what are you doing here, you aren't santa, y-youre guy fieri" i stuttered.
" oh babygirl, youre wrong"
"ummmmm the fuck you cant call me that you aint my daddy" i said quietly.
"wrong again honey bun babe" he said and chuckled while coming closer to me. he laid a hand on my thigh and started inching his hand up my leg.
his fingers grazed over my area for just a second and i moaned "daddy".
i suddenly shot up, disappointed that is was a dream. i looked at my phone seeing that it was 4am, on the 24th meaning that santa would be cumming tomorrow. i looked up at my tv seeing that guys grocery games was on. i sighed, shut of the tv and went back to sleep.
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SANTA? (guy fieri)
Horrorthere i was laying on my couch, 2am on christmas. there he was. red suit and all. i finally got a good look at him and said "WHAT THE FU-"