read the trigger warning pls
so sally waited and waited long time fo her microwave. she could nut wait to see chelsea and make hot tamales! butt guys what happens next is v sad. (if u cry do not sue me. i have no money. ask my mum) she opened her box from ebay when it arrived to wait for her microwave. AND OMG THEY SENT HER A PRINTED PIC OF A MICROWAVE. sally cried and cried and cried and cried and did sum drugz and cried. then dont assume gender sally died bc she suicided from eating raw cactus.
