Kirk

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He isn't what you would call a "normal" captain.

None of us are dead yet (surprisingly), so I shouldn't complain

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None of us are dead yet (surprisingly), so I shouldn't complain.
We get along pretty well, though.

Even if he stole my apple once

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Even if he stole my apple once. Seriously, I was saving that for lunch.

And then there's how many girlfriends he has

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And then there's how many girlfriends he has.

But the only thing he goes through more than women are his shirts

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But the only thing he goes through more than women are his shirts.

Let's just say we have a very busy tailor department on the Enterprise

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Let's just say we have a very busy tailor department on the Enterprise.

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