Questionnaires My Guy Friends Fill Out . . . :'D

We so flyyyy ✌

This is part of a questionnaire I made my friend Jinx (@RosettaStoned) fill out a while back... I'll upload the rest later. I don't think he was too happy about it, so all of his answers are a little off the charts... He gets all the credit for his sick, sick mind xD

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Were you named after anyone?

Hell yusssss. Me graaaan. Reet aftah I got me ack-sennt.

Actually, no. Suck it.

BITCHES!!!

I dunno. Lyra’s having me do this, so I can half arse it if I want toooo

When was the last time you cried and why?

This is ruining my supermegafoxyawesomehawt image -.-

So, we ran outta zee JEW-SUHHH! [way to exclude other religions =.=] An I was like HELLLL YEAAAAA! Drink it up drink-drink it up, when all dem sober girls around me dey be actin like dey druh-uh-unkkkk.

Yeah. Lyra got that stuck in my head. And I screwed up the lyrics, too. Gotsa problem? Go lick a hairy donkey nipple. BITCHESSSS!!!

Oh, I’ll just add a heart at the end to make it all right.<3 

You like your handwriting?

 Mmm hot dayum ;) Makes me get all warm and tingly inside. (wtf?)

What is your favorite lunch meat?

 FUCK. Sorry. Man-hormones.

Ham. No, really >:O Cause I quite enjoy killing small piggies =_=

Do you have kids?

Like three and a half. I think.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

PFFFFFT. Naaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh…

Favorite smells?

Jared Leto’s morning breath.

 Do you still have your tonsils?

I ate them, mothatruckaaa 

What color pants and shoes are you wearing?

 …when did I say I was wearing pants…?

What’s on your mouse pad? 

My mouse . . .

Do you have a special talent?

Pimpinnn. Now gtfo -.-

Do you sleep with the closet doors open or closed?

Closed. I don't want monsters to eat me O.o

What's your biggest pet peeve?

Filling out surveys...

How many people have you slept with this week?

If you count my mom, then three ;D

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

No. they should all be impaled with bamboo shoots and forced to parade around naked.

..not that I would mind, of course ;3

What do you drink with dinner?

Water.

Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Alex

Can you curl your tongue?

And other parts, too ;)

..Not like that =.=

Ever been in love?

Yeah >.<

Are you patient?

Fuck no.  You done yet?

Who was your HS crush?

STOP TRYING TO BE MOTHAFUCKIN FLY BY ABBREVIATING EVERYTHING D:<

Ever have plastic surgery?

Yep. My boobs were being naughty, naughty little boys, so I decided they needed some OOMF OOMF if you know what I mean ;)

Can you swim well?

lol (<-- that little guy is me soon as I hit the effin kiddy pool -.-")

What’s your favourite eye colour?

 Brown.

Do you have a crush right now?

Yeah <__<

What’s your favourite colour?

White. If you say it’s a “tint,” I will kindly drag you through fermenting elephant feces, trample you down with a rabid emu, and permit elmo to pee all over your batman action figures until you suffocate from the fumes.

Otherwise… ILURVCHU v^.^v PEAS! LOVE! CARROTS!