*drowns in a pool of Johnny's makeup*
Johnny, u be wearin more makeup than Melanie over here
Johnnny is da fucking Walmart Troye Sivan, like bitch
Johnny, you r hot af, but why da fuk u be wearin so much makeup, boi?
OHHHHHHHHHHH
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Random*on the phone* Yeah, do you have the stuff? Yeah, I'll be in the alley at 11:00 pm for the weed- *drops phone* OH SHIET WADDUP?! I DIDN'T SEE U THER, BOI! What was I doing, m8? *nervous laugh* TALKING TO MY FAM, WHAT ELSE, BOI?! The stuff? MY BAE, O...
