platonic | ryden [✔️]

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brenboobie:smoking cannabis before coming here makes you feel so fuckingg fine

ry:why are you high in our best friends wedding

brenboobie:im so happy for them im gonna start sobbing

brenboobie:oh ye bc weddings bore me and im probably gonna fall asleep soon

brenboobie:shut up why did you bring billie to the wedding

ry:kys

brenboobie:no

brenboobie:but anyways im fucking hungry ass hell why tf do they have so much vows and shit

ry:calm down brendong

brenboobie:this wedding is so heterosexual

ry:brendon stop fucking texting me asshole we're in the middle of a wedding

ry:the pastor called you out for texting me lmao im trying not to laugh/cry

ry:everyones looking at you how you feel

brenboobie:kiss my leather jean covered ass