Me: DUDE MY DAD JUST KILLED MY MOTHER
Friend:WHAT???????? IMMA CALL THE POPO HOLD ON
Me: why are you calling the cops?
Friend: YOUR DAD KILLED YOUR MOM YOU IDIOT!!!!
Me: isnt that the point of Call Of Duty
Friend: you f****** retard -.-
***I made this 1 up XD, im stupid, hope it was funny*
