A Teenagers life

I'm Back Bitches

Sup guys i am finally home sorry i kinda forgot to update i started to update my other stories and was like bitch what about the one who started it alll

Bitch i run things you would be nothing without so yh i don't know if i should continue this book i know i say that all the time and atill post random shit but thats because i get bored and i want to tell people about my awesome life.

Sooooooooooooooo
Let me tell you i went to crop over ( in barbados its like the finally bang in your bank account i mean bitch would sell their children to jump for it but that I'm getting off topic) so I'm there watching the bands low key saying a prayer for all of them to catch Aids

Don't judge i was bored

And with my little sister and we're just chilling eating pig tails listening to shitty music

Her mother is just enjoying it and dancing , while I'm generally thinking about jumping in the road to be trampled to death

And then a saver came in the form of a money so the lady has the monkey in her hands

Guess what happens the monkey pisses all over her not even kidding and the Lady was like right behind my sister the piss was this close

But unfortunately she didn't get any piss.

So the lady who is now covered in monkey piss gets cleaned up and leaves

Then the white people came (wow that sounded so racist but)
They were cool speaking french and shit which i thought was cool but then they got drunk

And I'm not talking drowsy drunk I'm talking i wanna hump that pole drunk .

Before you know it this one lady is dancing on the pole that is used to keep the tent up and I'm like bitch the fuck .

Then this fat black man that was with them was like "did you see rihanna " and their like "no where" and I'm like nigga where indeed the fuck you talking bout .

And i look at my sisters mother like kill me she's like you want to go home

Nigga i wanted to go home the moment i got in the car , she was like no and I'm like ok ok

You taking me home wait
So i decided to be so quiet that it made people uncomfortable

"Rashanda you see dee dee" silence
"Rashanda looka barker " silence
"Rashanda look the rebels "silence
"Rashanda" dead silence

Rebels does all was be the last band so i was like "we cah go home now "

She was like yh it done

I wasted up to 3 hours of my life to see sweaty musty people wuk up on each other while trting there best not to catch Aids

It was sad
But doesn't matter i went home, got a beef roti and watch some AHS so all was well in the kingdom of rashanda

And if you want to go read my other books they are
ROSES
CRAZY HUH AREN'T WE ALL

I would really appreciate it bye and remember a monkeys piss might be a blessing in disguise tah tah