100 Dumb Ways To Die

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91) Take out your brain and clean it with a wet wipe

92) Get in the way of a very ferocious swipe

93) See Justin Bieber and be deafened by screaming

94) Tour with One Direction and die from all the screenings

95) Try to spread the plague using rats

96) Go and steal all the worlds cutest cats

97) Go and make out you have too much swag

98) Wake up in the morning and stick your head in a bag

99) Become a god and destroy the whole earth

100) Read 100 Dumb Ways to Die while trying to give birth

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