When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging the hallway put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you running from the police this isn't a race tune it down usian bolt
When someone walks the same speed as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before i call the cops
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The Girl Journal
RandomI originally made this to be a relatable book for girls, one specifically talking about things like bras, periods, etc. (Hence the name "The Girl Journal"). And while it starts out that way, it's basically at the point where I just steal memes from...
