BITCH I'M JAMES BAXTER! {10/19/13}

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So I'm still at Allie's house. Spending the night since its stream night. She is playing Kingdom Hearts while I'm talking to our Wattpad friends. Then she starts screaming she's James Baxter, the horse from Adventure Time. So yeah. Here's a thing...

Allie: Oh! Oh! Oh oh shit dude!!

Me: *on Chatzy*

Allie: James!

Me: James? As in our friend?

Allie: James!!

Me: So our friend James is coming over? *confused beyond belief*

Allie: No. James.

Me: What the fuck guurl!? Just tell me what your talking about! Plx.

Allie: *gets up and walks over to her closet*

Me: Aleks. Please. What are you talking about? Babe. Come on.

Allie: ... *pulls something out of her closet*

Me: Oh god.... Allie Caaaaaat!?

Allie: *puts on her horse mask, then gets sits on the bed with me, getting close in my face* Babe...

Me: *gulps* Yeaaah?

Allie: I'm...

Me: Your?

Allie: BITCH! I'M JAMES BAXTER!!!!!

And for like up until now, that is literally all she kept saying.

Damn dude.

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