Diana's watch said, "Hello Diana, since we're both activated we're either celebrating a victory over Lars the lunatic or that madman is close to taking over the world. Regardless, it's good to stretch my legs."
"What?" Diana asked.
It explained, "Diana, it's me, Howard. Your sentient watch? I spent hours explaining how Lars is a moron for choosing world domination over eccentric, rich-people stuff, how I loathe him for making us work on vacation, and especially how I hate people with egos. I truly wonder if he is just so full of himself that he has to own literally everything."
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How to Become a God
Science FictionAgent Paul has been captured by Lars a man bent on taking over the world. His latest machine is far deadlier than any conventional weapon and is a threat to any who has a mind to oppose him. Paul's accomplice Chief Engineer Samantha Burns has also...
