Get ready for something crass
Fell on my ass while getting gas
Bashed my head, dumb bitch
I'm sure I'll need a stitch.
Now no sex, I'm so stupid
For that I'll need cupid.
This rhyme is so silly
So f-ing hillbilly
If you're reading this I'm sorry.
At least I didn't wreck my car-y
on my face I did crash
Now gotta break out my stash
Just kidding, I sure didn't
This poem's not worth a pittance
Inspired by haiku that are funny
But this took absolutely no cunning
