A/N: HEY EVERYBODY. BEFORE I START THIS BOOK, I WUD LIKE TO TELL U SOMETHING BOUT DA CHARACTERS:
Rodriguez: A weird guy from the suburbs of LA- R
Jason: Rodriguez's best friend who lives in New York-J
Chris: A snotty idiot who meets all his friends on Facebook-C
Judy: A tomboy, who loves How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory- Ju
Jayden: An extremely dumb boy who loves Spongebob Squarepants -Ja
Matthew: Jayden's bro, who is the total opposite. he is a nerd-M
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C: Just came back after meeting Oprah Winfrey in Hollywood. Went and came in a Lamborghini
R: Chinese people eat your cat
J: The Green Koala just married the Pink Panda
M: Quantum- A discrete quantity of energy proportional in magnitude to the frequency of the radiation it represents.
Ja: Krabby patties r cool if u have a chocolate brain :P
Ju: Barney luvs SUGA!
R: A constipated mere cat will give a flying lemur a cockroach as a birthday gift along with a bottle of giraffe blood.
J: Stupid snakes will siege Seattle unless someone starts singing Save the world by Swedish House Mafia- Alliteration!!!!!!!!!
C: I don't get you people
Ja: Rodents rode on rocks, rallying rats riding ropes to ban rockets
M: Renaissance- The revival of European art and literature under the influence of classical models in the 14th-16th centuries
C: Why am I ur friends?
Ju: Coz Robin is Wonder Woman!
M: Alliteration- The occurrence of the same letter or sound at the beginning of adjacent or closely connected words
Ja: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! WHO in fact is my coz (cousin)
R: U study....U pass
U pass......u get happy
U get happy....u play
U play....u get tired
U get tired....u get sick
U get sick....u die
So don't study
Lol :)
I found dis on da internet
J: I have played volleyball with my tongue
Ju:* Turns toward audience* And that ends today's episode of Big Bang Theory. Hope you enjoyed this episode of HIMYM!
C: HIMYM?
Everyone else: Gasp!
Ju: How I Met Your Mother
C: Wah?
Ju: The bro-mitzvah dude! The bro-mitzvah!
Everyone except C: Ur no longer our friends!
~ Chris Minder is no longer Rodriguez Jaded, Jason Chance, Judy Stanch, Jayden Smirch or Matthew Smirch's friend~
~ Everyone has logged off Facebook.~
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TELL ME IF U LIKED DA BUK, READ MY OTHER ONE PLEASE- Excess of speed
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