Once opon a time at the bottom of the german ocean lived two large volumptuious humpback whales named Frederick and Liesl. They were blue. They thoroughly enjoyed eating ramen for dinner every night. Frederick prefered Chicken flavor, yet young Liesl was more of an oriental type of gal. It was a chilly wednesday night when they began to quarrell about the proper way to go about dressing an arachnid. Frederick threw a barnacle at Liesls head when she said they should be allowed to wear red. But this was not just any barnacle my friends, this was a palegic goose barnecle. Everyone knows that palegic goose barnacles are very dangerous. Liesl proceeded to become very enraged. She went to her boat (the S.S titanic) to plot a devious plan to kill frederick.
