((I'm Karkat))
carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.
ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.
EB: hey karkat!
CG: *QUIETLY SINGING ,WHILE DRAWING DAVE AND HIM TOGETHER. (HOLDING HANDS, CHEESY HEARTS)* GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DAVE, THERE GOES THE LAST SHIT THAT I EVER GAVE. ISN’T IT IRONIC USED TO BE PLATONIC. THEN I REALIZED I WAS HORNS OVER HEELS FOR...GOD DAMNIT FUCKING DAVE.
CG: OH UH HEY.
EB: uh, karkat?
EB: can i ask you something?
CG: YES. *BLUSHES HIDING PAPER FROM VIEW.*
EB: were you drawing dave?
CG: NO WHAT! WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WAS DRAWING HI-WAIT YOU DIDN'T HERE ME BEFORE DID YOU?!
EB: maybe i did!
EB: do you like dave?
EB: that's so cute.
CG: YOU WON'T TELL HIM RIGHT!
EB: nope, i won't tell him.
CG: UH THANKS I GUESS. *BLUSHES*
EB: it is something about your weird troll romance?
CG: UH SORTA, I KINDA HAVE RED FLUSHED FELLING FORM HIM.
EB: that means you like like him!
EB: oh god.
EB: i thought it was like hate or something.
CG: SHUT UP! *BLUSHES EVEN HARDER.*
EB: hehehe!
CG: IT'S NOT LIKE ANYTHINGS GOING TO HAPPEN, HE DOSN'T LIKE ME THAT WAY.
EB: hmm, i think he likes you too!
EB: he told me you are awesome.
EB: and that, coming from dave, means a lot!
CG: REALLY!
EB: yep.
CG: *BLUSHES* I'LL HAVE TO TALK TO HIM...UH SO WHILE WE'RE ON THIS TOPIC WHO DO YOU LIKE?
EB: i-i don't like anyone! *blushes*
CG: THEN WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING! COME ON WHO THE FUCK IS IT?
EB: nobody, really!
CG: IS IT VRISKA?
EB: it's not vriska! *blushes*
EB: i mean, she's really cute...
EB: and really cool...
CG: I THINK IT IS! YOU'RE SQUISHY HUMAN CHEEKS ARE RED!
EB: sh-shut up karkat! *blushes*
CG: I DON'T THINK I FUCKING WILL! YOU LIKE HER DON'T YOU!
EB: maybe?
CG: WE'LL WHY DON'T YOU GO FOR IT, I HEARD SHE LIKED YOU JUST DON'T GO MAKING OUT IN FRONT OF ME..*SHIVERS* GROSS
EB: i don't know, karkat, i guess i'm afraid she could kill me?
CG: DO YOU WANT ME TO ASK HER ABOUT IT. CUZ I WILL. FOR SOME STRANGE REASON I LIKE PLAYING AS THE LITTLE NAKED BABY WITH WINGS...SHIT I CAN'T REMBER HIS FUCKING NAME KANYA TOLD ME BUT I FORGOT...
EB: cupid?
CG: YES THAT'S FUCKING IT!
EB: i don't know!
EB: i never asked a girl out!
CG: WELL...DO WHAT PEOPLE DO IN THE MOVIES!
EB: come on karkat, you know a lot about romcoms!
EB: tell me what to do.
CG: OKAY SHE'S INTO THE WHOLE 8 THING SO JUST LIKE GO GET HER 8 OR THOSE FLOORS NAMED AFTER ROSE THEN ASK HER TO WATCH YOUR SHITY NIC CAGE MOVIES WITH YOU THEN "BAM" ASK HER OUT.
CG: *FLOWERS
EB: oh, that sounds like a really good idea!
EB: thanks!!
CG: YOU ARE WELCOME, JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR THE ROMANCE EXPERT.
EB: yeah, how about asking dave out?
CG: ERR THAT'S A WHOLE DIFFRENT STORY.
EB: sure, romance expert.
CG: *GLARES* SHUT UP, IT'S DIFFRENT.
EB: it's not!
CG: IT IS TO!
EB: it's not!
EB: come on!
EB: ask the blonde guy out already!
CG: I WILL! I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW....
EB: hmm.
EB: i guess flowers won't work.
CG: NO THEY WOULDN'T....MAYBE I COULD MAKE HIM AS SONG?
EB: yes!
EB: that will work!
CG: OKAY, ILL GET TO WORK ON IT!
EB: great!!
CG: WELL I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER EGBERT.
EB: okay!
