Imma try this by random so yeah...
The signs as iconic BTS sayings/quotes
Capricorn: Your dirty water all over my faceu
Cancer: You got no jams.
Leo: I want to be a rock in my next life
Taurus: Infires? (man yeaaaaaaaa)
Virgo: When a shark comes just pretend to be asleep
Aries: It tastes like your gaining weight, but it tastes good
Libra: You know buing buing?
Scorpio: Win or lose I don't care, cause at the end of the day I still have this face, so whose the real winner here?
Aquarius: PARDON?
Pisces: And I'm sexy, like a porn star
Gemini: When I receive criticism I'll eat it and poop it out
Sagittarius: My name is Jimin,18 years old, and Im very cool guy
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THIS WAS VERY RANDOM BUT IDGAF