DOG: Why have you bought flea shampoo?
ME: Er... to get rid of your fleas genius.
DOG: You can't. I promised Paul, John, Ringo and George they could stay!
ME: You named your fleas?
DOG: There the Fleatles.
DOG: They were like "Help We Need Somebody!"
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Funny Texts
RandomSome funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.
