A different kind of politics (Ned Cleggiband)

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Even when Ed wasn't there, he was.

He was like a reminder of how gay he was.

It had been one year since the buttsex in a helicopter or smthing so it was an anniversary

A cumiversary.

Anyway Nick was backstabbed by that walking gingerbread man Tim and Cameron at the same time so he was ):

And also he was hella ))): because Tony Blair everyone's favourite lizard war criminal was getting close to ed.

This was unacceptable.

More unacceptable than George Osborne's hairline.

Nick knew he could win bae back bc Tony had his sad fren Gordon to care for.

Everyone preferred Tony to Nick which was a bit fuckin ironic. Iraq? What was that  l m ao???? Anyway Nick was bitter as shit.

"I can't belieBE you would do this );;" Nick sad, winking sadly at Ed

"But me and jezza are tight now." Ed admitted, high fiving socialist dad™ as he passed.

"But I can give u more than Jeremy!!!!"

"Can u Nick?"

"Kiss me, ed" Nick said seductively like a naturally seductive person seducing someone

"NICK DAS GAY." Davey wankface shouted as Bill Clinton appeared and played the saxophone

"Helicopter?" Nick asked

"Helicopter."

Fin.

(It was a year since the last one, so I made a second one. You're all welcome.

-SomethingVicious )