Chat sa Omegle (TagLish)

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Stranger: Hi, Male 23

Me: People say we shouldn't be together

Stranger:  Don't you have a sexy figure?

Me: We're too young to know about together

Stranger: No

Me: But I say they don't know what they're talk-talk-talkin' about

Stranger: Fuck

Me: But this love is only getting stronger, so I don't wanna wait any longer

Stranger: No love only sex

Me: I just wanna tell the world that you're mine girl, Oh!

Stranger: Oh babe! I m Urs!

Me: They dont know about the things we do

Stranger: Removing my Clothes too

Me: But I bet you if they only knew

Stranger: My dick touching your Pussy

Me: They would just be jealous of us

Stranger: Im pushing my Dick into your Pussy lips

Me: They don't know about the Up All Night

Stranger: Moving it inside you while kissing your lips

Me: They don't know I've waited all my life

Stranger: Slowly fucking while Kissing you

Me: Just to find a love that feels this right

Stranger: slowly moving deeper in u

Me: Baby they don't know about, They don't know about Us

Stranger: And know you dont know them cause Im loving you, I Love You!

Me: Putangina Koya! Tapos na akong kumanta! Ang horny nyo pwe! Ipapabaril kita kay duterte!
P.S: Ang Qt ko ^^

Stranger: I dont understand, Speak english

Me: Don't english me! Im not graduating. Don't me, Others please

Stranger: be my friend?

Me: In one condition, HEHEHE. Please flood me saying AND CUTE MO.

Stranger: Ur cell number? For whats-app?

Me: 09123456969

Stranger: Add me

Me: You want to be thin? Call me!

Stranger: Mean?

Me: CALL ME FOR A BETTER LIFE STYLE!

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