Season 1 premiere: ep 1 In Tha House

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Producer: lets get those cameras rolling in 5,4,3,2,1 Action🎬

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Theme song( party up, up in here by DMX) plays as all of the characters are shown on screen from season 1...

(Ja rule is the first one to enter the mansion)

Ja rule: well well well *rubs hands together* this house is tight nice furniture, Jacuzzi, movie theater and yasss liquor cabinet *runs over to huge cabinet in the kitchen for a closer look*

*stands there and admires the wide selection and smiles then pours himself a glass of peach ciroc*

Ja rule: nothing but love, peace and liquor

Tupac: ya got that right man

Ja rule: hey Tu Tu!!! come ova here and give ya boy some love

Tupac: wait hold up *puts bags and luggage down* my shoulder kills from holding all this heavy stuff and shit

Ja rule: I hear ya been awhile *daps him up* wheres your boy at?

Tupac: you mean Big? hes coming hes getting some food

Ja rule: oh I see

Tupac: so how are things doing with you and Ashanti?

*Ja rule shakes his head and looks down* it didn't work out between us

Tupac: wait you guys broke up? why?

Ja rule: yes *takes another sip of drink* I don't want to talk about it I just want to forget about her and focus on having a blast in Miami for the summer

Tupac: dang you sure about that because I heard shes coming

*Ja rule looks up with a disappointed expression *

Ja rule: get outta here with that bs really?

Tupac: umm yes

Ja rule: well when is she coming?

Tupac: I don't know I think after her tour in about a month maybe

*Ja rule kisses his teeth*

Ja rule: if she comes I'm leaving the house man

Tupac: no you ain't because you came here to have fun we all did don't let her get to you

Ja rule: you don't get it don't you? it'll be too hard being in the same house with her

Tupac: then ignore her and hang out with your boys

Ja rule: alright fine

Ja rule's thought: I don't think I want to do this at all,if she comes it'll be a nightmare but I still want to stay in Miami. We'll see what happens

(Notorious enters the house rapping)

Notorious: it was all a dream I use to read word up magazine, salt n pepa and heavy D up in the limousine hangin' pictures on my wall

(boys join him)

Ja rule&Tupac: Every Saturday rap attack, Mr. Magic Marley Marl. I let my tape rock till my tape pop smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock

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