Edward: Bella, I love you.
Bella: I know, you say that everyday. But Edward, I love you too, I love the way your smile is crooked, I love the way your hair is perfectly shaped, I love that you sneak in my room everynight just to sleep with me. I love you the way you-
Edward: OMG LOOK A BOX OF GLITTER!! *runs over to grab box of glitter*
Bella: Edward? Did you even hear what I just said?
Edward: Do I look sparklier? *models in the sun*
Bella: EDWARD MAKE OUT WITH ME.
Edward: Whoa! Look at how the glitter makes the shadow of my bellybutton change! Bella, isn't that fascinating!?
Bella: EDWARD COME HERE RIGHT NOW AND HAVE SEX WITH ME.
Edward: I don't think the glitter is changing my bellybutton, I think it might be the sun...
*Bella sighs*
Jacob kisses Bella
Bella: Oh hey Jake, when did you get here?
Jacob: Eh, I have my ways.
Bella: Hey, wanna go make out on the couch?
Jacob: Okay!
Edward: I NEED MORE GLITTER MY LEFT NIPPLE DOESNT HAVE AS MUCH AS THE RIGHT ONE!!!
