Person: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil?"
Me: "Hey, can I borrow a brick to throw at your head?"
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Comebacks and Insults
RandomIn this book, you will find some comebacks that would usually happen everyday. Please be aware of what it says. I will try not to post anything too inappropriate but I may post one here or there. Laughs all you want. These are not my comebacks so do...
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Person: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil?"
Me: "Hey, can I borrow a brick to throw at your head?"