The Nativity Story

Imagine if the birth of Jesus never happened back in the year 0. What if it actually happened in present time Hackney, England the land of the chavs?

Mary Adams has just come back from her holiday to Benidorm with a little surprise for her boyfriend Joseph 'Joey' Smith.

How is Mary ever going to explain how she got herself pregnant? Will Joey believe the old' the angel did it' excuse?

Read on to find out.

AN- I hope you all read it. It's going to be really fun and a little something to cheer you up this Christmas. It'll be out around Christmas time so it'll be a mini Christmas present for you guys.

Please note that the speech will be written phonetically because it adds to the humour and it makes it realistic.

So um yeah, keep your eyes peeled!