So I get this phone call on my other number (I use it for pranks), and it's some weird number so I answer it. Turns out it was Kate, the girl from Chapter 2. I must have forgotten to hide my caller I.D when I first called her but anyway the call was hilarious. I started recording it from like 20 seconds after she called, but I kind of remember the first parts.
Reece: Hello?
Kate: Hey is this Miaz?
Reece: Huh? (At this stage I didn't know it was Kate caliing.)
Kate: This is Kate here; you called me a couple of days back. (Then I was like oooh!)
Reece: Yesh, this is Miaz. Hurro.
Kate: Why did you say that?
Reece: Because Miaz is my name.
Kate: NO. Why did you say my boyfriend was cheating? He wasn't even at the amusement park.
Reece: Okai! Bye! (LOL)
Kate: WAIT!
Reece: I love yoo! You love me too?
Kate: Tell me now, because I'm really freaking pissed.
Reece: Say it!
Kate: I'm really freaking pissed. You don't want me to get angry.
Reece: HARG!
Kate: What?
Reece: I see the Benjamins (Her boyfriend) and I-I-I I phone you to tell yoo.
Kate: Well he promised he wasn't there.
Reece: He lie! He there! I saw him there, shaking his ass... shaking his ass.
Kate: Do you have voice impairment or something?
Reece: OH MY BONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Yesh. Why yoo make fun me?
Kate: I don't. It's just that you talk really weird. (What a loser.)
Reece: Your face is weird. HARG!
Kate: What the f*ck is wrong with you?
Reece: You make fun me!
Kate: Why don't you just get a life and go back to your 3rd world country? (Racist much?)
Reece: What? What yoo say?
Kate: You heard me.
Reece: I take my bamboo STICK! I shove up your BUTT!
Kate: I mean why call me if you can't even speak properly?
Reece: Why answer me if yoo can't even BONGA properly?
Kate: What the hell? I don't even understand you.
Reece: Wait, wait. My friend was with me at amusement park, I put yoo on hold. Yoo talk to him?
Kate: Okay.
I put her on hold. I start to blast out the Simpson's spider pig song I had on my computer. I begin to belt out singing it while she's on hold.
Reece: Spider pig, spider pig! Does whatever the SPIDER PIG DOES! Can he SWING from a web? No he can't cos he's a pig. LA BONGAAAAAAAAAAAAA He is the spider pig.
Kate: Oh my gawd.
Reece: Hurro?
Kate: Yes?
Reece: My friend is pissing right now. Please call back later. Okai bye!
*I cut the call cos I had work to do*
She phones back like half an hour later. I act like she's the pizza place and I want an order.
Kate: Hello?
Reece: Yesh, I would like 2 large margarita pizza's with extra cheese, pleesh.
Kate: Uh this isn't-
Reece: SHUT UP!
Reece: I want two big coks as well. (Coke)
Kate: This is Ka-
Reece: HURRY ARP!
*I cut the call*
She calls again this time she's really angry. I'll bleep out her words though.
Kate: Listen here you f*cking lil dumb idiot! I'm not f*cking Pizza Hut! It's Kate.
Reece: It's fate? Okai! I love you. You love me too?
Kate: No I don't f*cking love you. (Bummer.) I don't know why you called me in the first place. You better not phone again or I'll f*ck you up.
Reece: DERP! Is the pizza still coming?
Kate: Are you that f*cking retarded?
Reece: So bonga, there is no pizza? (LOL)
Kate: I'll find out who you are and my boyfriend wants to f*ck you up!
Reece: He going to bring me my pizza with two large coks?
Kate: Don't f*cking phone me again!
Reece: But yoo call me.
Kate: Shut up.
Reece: BONGA.
Kate: You're a freaking a$$hole.
Reece: I want my coks.
*Dead Line*
I seriously was laughing so much after this my stomach was hurting!
Hope you liked it!
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