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Just For Pranks (On Hold For Now)


Chapter 1: Irritating a Chinese Lady from the restaurant kitchen staff 

This book is for all the PG prank calls which didn’t fit into the chapters of How Boys Speak. Thanks for all the support. We’ll be doing new pranks on here as well!

I phone to prank a girl called Gina, but a Chinese woman answers.


*Rinnnng Rinnng*

Reece: Hope Gina picks up.

Some Chinese woman answers.

Chinese Woman: Herro.

Reece: Sup dawg. I was wondering if I could speak to Gina.

Chinese Woman: I ask wu calling?

Reece: This is Johnson.

Chinese Woman: Peece hold, sir!

Reece: Word.

*In the background this woman screams like a motherfudger for Gina. She’s like GINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH GINAAAAAAAAAH! Where dis girl?* (HAHA)

Chinese Woman: Shee service a customer. May I take message? (Vote up for Gina who’s “servicing her customer?)

Reece: Tell her that she left her vaginal cream at my house.

Chinese Woman: Du du du... Wat?

Reece: Never mind homedawg. I’ll call back.

Chinese Woman: Okai!

I really and decide to call back.

*Ring Ring*

 I had this urge to prank that Chinese lady but that was not my mission! So I waited for like 30 minutes

Chinese Woman: Herro?

Reece: Yo man, homes. Is Gina here?

Chinese Woman: Oh yu call before, rhye? (Rhye is “right” if you didn’t realize, I’m trying to type in her accent)

Reece: Yeah that was me.

Chinese Woman: Peece hold! (LOL, she sounds so cute)

Reece: HURRY UP! (The words in capitals, I SHOUT in a high pitched voice just to annoy her)

Chinese Woman: She till beezy! I take message?

I start to fool around with this lady since Gina was busy.

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA! Wat?! (I just randomly scream this out a loud throughout the phone call)

Chinese Woman: I’m sowi, Sir?

Reece: I want to make an order! HURRY UP!

Chinese Woman: Okai, okai! What wood you like, Sir?

Reece: I want two orders of BOOBayla steak. (I made up that word)

Chinese: Sowi sir? Peece repeat again?

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA! WAT? I want two orders of Boobayla steak.

Chinese Woman: We do not serve dat ere!

Reece: What? Everybody loves a juicy piece of Boobayla! Have you ever had it?

Chinese Woman: No sir.

Reece: Say it!

Chinese Woman: Say wat?

Reece: Say Boobayla!

Chinese Woman: Boob-bai-lay

Reece: Perfecto! What’s your name, love?

Chinese Woman: Kaiyo

Reece: Kaiyo, the next time you see your manager I want you to tell him that this restaurant needs Boobayla, okay?

Chinese Woman: Okai sir. Is there anytin else you want to orda?

Reece: Uhmmm... hmmm. Do you have vag-lemein?

Chinese Woman: Wat sir? I no hear you?

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA! Wat????

Chinese Woman: *Laughs* Sir, wat yoo talk about?

Reece: How can you not serve vag-lemein? I come home from work, I open up my fridge and I want a piece of vag-lemein.

Chinese Woman: Vag-lemeen?

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA! You’re saying it wrong. Vag-le-mine! Say it!

Chinese Woman: Du du du... (I wanted to burst out laughing at her random stuttering)

Reece: What du du du! Say itttttttt!                  

Chinese Woman: Sir I very busy! Peece order sumfin on menu!

Reece: You hurt my feelings.

Chinese Woman: Why sir?

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!! Is Gina free yet?

Chinese Woman: Uh du du du, no.

Reece: Hurry up!!!!!

Chinese Woman: For wat?

Reece: Go and see if she’s busy!

*She actually listens and walks away and screams GINAAAAAAAAAAH foon call! GINAAAAAAH! Crazy boi phone you!*

Chinese Woman: I tell you shee beezy and you waste time.

Reece: HURRY UP! Take order now!

Chinese Woman: Your order sir?

Reece: A LA LA LA LA LA!

She calls the manager. I change from my random voice to a sophisticated voice now.

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