philgon: MY GRANDMOTHER IS IN THE HOSPITAL
philgon: DAN I AM SO SORRY REALLY
danniester: fuck off
philgon: NO NONONONO
message read 2:34 pm
philgon: DAN PLS DON'T IGNORE ME, I SWEAR I WASN'T SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE MY GRANDMA WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AND I HAD TO LOOK AFTER HER AND I DIDNT HAVE WIFI OKAY?
danniester: how do i know you're not lying
*philgon sent a picture*
danniester: PHIL I CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR GRANDMAS ASS WTF
danniester: OH MY GOD THIS CAN NEVER BE UNSEEN I AM SO
philgon: WELL U WON'T BELIEVE ME UNTIL I SENT U A PICTURE OF MY DYING GRANDMA WOULD YOU
danniester: tru
danniester: bUT STILL DUDE
philgon: FORGET ABOUT IT DO YOU WANNA HEAR A GOOD NEWS
danniester: sure
philgon: MY GRANDMA IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION
danniester: ..i'm happy for you i guess?
philgon: OMG NO U ABSOLUTE ODDISH
philgon: SHE WAS SHIFTED TO MANCHESTER FOR HER TREATMENT!!!!!!!
danniester: okay
philgon: SO THAT MEANS IM COMING TO MANCHESTER TO LOOK AFTER HER
danniester: so
philgon: WHO LIVES IN MANCHESTER??????
danniester: who
danniester: WAIT THATS ME
danniester: WAIT SO WE CAN ACTUALLY MEET
danniester: OMG PHIL WTF
philgon: IKR
philgon: IDK HOW TO REACT I CAN FINALLY FUCK YOU
danniester: bro take it slow
philgon: OH COME ON DAN
danniester: no way
philgon: you will let me kiss you atleast
danniester: ummmmm maybe
philgon: fine we can just hug
danniester: that's more like my daddy
philgon: fuck you
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dedicated to ultrcn my fab boyfriend x
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fuckboy
Romance[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016
