1.A man renovated a three story hotel specifically to kill people. The hotel included stair cases that led to nowhere, and hallway mazes. The man killed over 200 people and sold there bones to medical schools.
Because he was saving up to go to a hotel
2. People who stay calm during stressful situations tend to have a higher rate of depression and obesity
Keep calm and stay fat. (Sorry if this is offending anyone)
3.Applying pressure to an itch is the best way to get rid of it, reducing blood flow to the area
I tried that with itches (With a B at the beginning) but they didn't leave, they just made my blood level go higher.
4. A man in India started planting trees when he was 16, now 47 he has his own forest, with rhinos and tigers.
Just to stand on a tree and say I'm the king of the world!
5. When Taco Bell entered Mexico, they were labeled "Authentic American Food"
Que diablos estoy leyendo
6. Putting sugar in a wound will greatly reduce the pain and enhance the speed of healing.
And our parents tortured us by putting salt in our wounds!
7. "Percussive Maintenance" is hitting something until it works
Why can't they just call it "Hitting locker till that shit opens"
8. Real diamonds don't show up in X-ray
I wonder why my X-ray vision doesn't work on you baby
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Part 3 will be updated as soon as this reaches 30 likes
