Chappie 1: pimpin

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Oko dawgs todai wil be our firstt leson on how to pimp it up,tap the vid above to get started yo, or reasd here if ur a nerd.

First thing to do is pimp yo geer up,
Alrite dawngs, first start off with a cowboy hat and gode chain and ur wizrd wand there shud be a feather attached to ur cowboy hat.
Now you must get a mustash, it has to be the kind of mustash that tells pepol ur a child predator.
Next up gain a phew pownds and get a hair cut that says "I'm a fuckin rider" it shoild lok like di$ eveey1 look down der

Next up gain a phew pownds and get a hair cut that says "I'm a fuckin rider" it shoild lok like di$ eveey1 look down der

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Practice ur tung to to becom a legendary papi chulo.
If yur blak dis wil be easy

To look like a rich 9gagger u must wear ur purpel yoga pants, this shows u been riding ever since u were in alcatraz,
Wear ur gode currys and you will look like a baller

Congratulations

You look like a fucking cough drop

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You look like a fucking cough drop

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 03, 2016 ⏰

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