×Pickup Lines×

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Eren: "Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day"

Armin: "If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?"

Mikasa: "Your lips look lonely, do they wanna meet mine?"

Jean: "Spell 'me'",
(You spell it) "You forgot the D"
(There's no D in 'me')
"Not yet" (A/N: it's a bit messy with the format but I absolutely had to put this in.
That's not supposed to be an innuendo. Stop °///°)

Marco: "Can I take a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels really do exist?"

Levi: "You must be a master thief, because you stole my heart from across the room"

Annie: "Did you sit in sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass"

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